I wish mustaches were hip and trendy back in the 80's.
Like when I was in the fourth grade.
That way when Randy Josue asked, "Nicolette, why do you have a mustache?" I could have come up with a snappy comeback like "Ugh, my esthetician had to cancel my appointment, but it doesn't matter because I'm totally trendy with it anyway!"
For those of you who don't grow a mustache naturally...
I found a variety of mustache items you can buy on Etsy.